Before I regale you further with comments on the House of Lords Reform Bill, I thought I would provide a moment for light relief with a caption competition. The picture was taken at the recent conference on Conservatives and Conservatism, which I addressed, held in Hull. The photographer wanted an action shot – I don’t actually point when I am speaking – and this was the result. You are invited to contribute a caption for the picture. That which in my opinion is the wittiest and most appropriate will be the winner and will receive a prize.