There were some splendid entries for the latest caption competition. All the ones that focused on hand movements were very good. Mark John Stratton was also in contention with ‘So when do I tell him that he hasn’t switched the microphone on?’ Several made me laugh, but the one that I thought was the wittiest, and – how shall I put this? – raised no issues of taste and decency, was Mark Shephard with:
If he goes on about Lords reform much longer I’m going to need a chair…
It is yet again a case of the first entry proving the winner. I will be touch with the winner to arrange for delivery of his prize.
The Norton View 
I was robbed… don’t mind losing to THE Mark Shephard though 😉